LINDSAY AND THE SIDE BOOB

CONFUCIUS SAY WHITE SHEET HANGING ON LINE IS NOT ENOUGH TO PROTECT HOUSE FROM FALLING BOULDER.

CONFUCIUS ALSO SAY WHEN ONE HAS BIG BRALESS CLEAVAGE, ONE MUST NOT WEAR WHITE BACKLESS HALTER NECK TOP.

LILO HAS ALSO BEEN BANNED FROM THE CHATEAU MARMONT