OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! STOP IT XTINA!!!

OK FIRSTLY I AM NOT KNOCKING CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S WEIGHT GAIN (OK MAYBE IN THE LAST PIC).

I AM HERE TO JUDGE HER OUTFIT CHOICE.

ATTENDING THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS, CHRISTINA MANAGED TO MAKE A PRETTY COOL LOOKING DRESS INTO UM WELL I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.

NOT ONLY DOES IT NOT PHOTOGRAPH WELL, ESPECIALLY FROM BEHIND, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD HER POSSE SQUEEZE HER INTO IT.

ARGGGHHH!!! AND I AM HATING HER COLOUR DIPPED LOCKS.

BUT TOTALLY DIGGING THE SHOES THOUGH, NOT ON HER, MAKES HER ANKLES AND LEGS LOOK THICKER!!!

WOMEN SHOULD KNOW THIER BODIES AND WHAT LOOKS GOOD, ONCE THEY DO, WOMEN NO MATTER WHAT SIZE CAN LOOK SMOKIN'.

ALSO FINDING THE RIGHT SIZE THAT FITS.

IF YOU AIN'T A SIZE 0 ANYMORE, DON'T PRETEND TO BE.

UNFLATTERING???

OH MY BOOTY BATMAN! YES!