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LINDSAY LOHAN AND THE BOOBIE

26 YEAR OLD TROUBLED ACRTESS, LINDSAY LOHAN HAD A LITTLE 'MOMENT' WHILE EXITING HER CHOPPER IN BRAZIL. MISS LOHAN'S AMPLE BOOBIES FELL OUT OF HER GREY DRSS. 

HER LONG HAIR PREVENTED A BIGGER MALFUNCTION BY COVERING UP HER PUPPIES.

OH LINDSAY.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S 3.1 PHILLIP LIM COURTROOM ENSEMBLE!!!

OK PICTURE THIS. YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAD TO YOUR FIRST DAY IN COURT. YOU GAZE IN YOUR CLOSET. "HMMM. WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?" 

LINDSAY LOHAN HAD THIS SAME PREDICAMENT WHEN FACED WITH HER FIRST DAY OF COURT ON MARCH 18. BUT UNFORTUNATELY LILO WENT A LITTLE TOO HIGH FASHION FOR A COURTROOM.

HEADING TO AN LA COURTROOM TO FACE CHARGES THAT SHE "ALLEGEDLY" LIED TO POLICE AFTER A CAR CRASH IN SANTA MONICA, LOHAN COULD NOT OF PICKED A MORE INAPPROPRIATE OUTFIT.

THE 26 YEAR OLD OPTED FOR AN ALL WHITE ENSEMBLE CONSISTING OF A PAIR OF ALMOST SHEER LOOSE FITTING PANTS WITH A WHITE AND NUDE PEPLUM TOP FROM 3.1 PHILLIP LIM FALL 2012. AT LEAST THE WHITE SKIRT COVERED HER SHEER BUTT.

WHILST I TOTALLY LOVE THIS OUTFIT, WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU WEAR IT TO COURT? 

I AM SAD FOR THIS GIRL. NOT JUST FOR HER DOWNFALL , BUT THAT NONE OF HER FRIENDS, FAMILY OR LAWYER WILL SAY ANYTHING.

PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE THIS GIRL!!! THE PIC BELOW EXPLAINS IT ALL.   

LINDSAY LOHAN IN DION LEE - TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

I TOTALLY LOVE THE FACT LOHAN IS WEARING AN AUSTRALIAN DESIGNER. 

WEARING A BLACK ILLUSION PANEL DION LEE FALL 2012 DRESS, LOHAN WAS ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO' TO PROMOTE HER NEW TV MOVIE, 'LIZ & DICK'.

SHE ROCK THIS NUMBER BETTER THAN HER LOOK AT THE PREMIERE. IT'S ACTUALLY THE BEST SHE HAS LOOKED FOR A LONG TIME. 

FELLOW ACTRESS, CHARLIZE THERON WORE THE SAME DRESS BACK IN APRIL WHEN SHE ATTENDED THE CINEMACON BIG SCREEN ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS IN LAS VEGAS. BOTH ROCK THE DRESS DIFFERENTLY, WITH LINDSAY OPTING FOR CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN OPEN TOE ANKLE BOOTS AND THERON GOING FOR GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI STRAPPY SANDALS. 

IT'S PRETTY PREDICTABLE TO SAY THAT CHARLIZE THERON LOOKS BETTER, BUT I AM NOT. I AM GOING ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY LINDSAY LOHAN WINS THIS FOR THE FACT THAT CHARLIZE ALWAYS KILLS IT ON THE RED CARPET, WHEREAS LILO HAS MORE MISSES THAT HITS, SHE DEFINITELY WINS FOR BEST IMPROVED.

CHARLIZE THERON IN APRIL

LINDSAY LOHAN TRIES OLD HOLLYWOOD AT THE PREMIERE OF 'LIZ & DICK' IN HOLLYWOOD

SIDE BOOB: CHECK

LOOKING OLDER THAN I SHOULD: CHECK

I ONLY KID BECAUSE I AM SAD FOR MISS LOHAN. THE PRETTY GIRL FROM 'MEAN GIRLS' HAS KIND OF BECOME COURTNEY LOVE. 

FOR THE LA PREMIERE OF 'LIZ & DICK' HELD AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL. LOHAN TRIED FOR SOME OLD HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR IN A DONNA DASHINI DRESS. BUT I THINK SHE COMES ACROSS LOOKING LIKE ONE OF HUGH HEFNER'S GIRLFRIENDS. BLESS HER HEART, AT LEAST SHE WORE CLOTHES.

I THINK THIS LOOK AGES HER AND THE FABRIC CAN GO ONE OF TWO WAYS 'EXPENSIVE' OR 'CHEAP AND NASTY'.

I HAVE TO GIVE PROPS TO THE DESIGNER FOR ATTEMPTING TO MAKE LOHAN SEMI 'MOVIE STAR' (AT LEAST B GRADE). 

THE ONE THING I HATE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING IS HER MAKE UP. HER LIPS ESPECIALLY. HER PLASTIC SURGEON SHOULD HAVE HIS ASS KICKED. ISN'T PLASTIC SURGERY MEANT TO MAKE YOU LOOK YOUNGER?

UNSURE ABOUT THE FUR STOLL. DON'T MEAN TO GET ALL 'PETA', BUT SHOULDN'T SHE KNOW BETTER?

BOOB COVERAGE LINDSAY. THIS OBSESSION WITH SHOWING SIDE BOOB HAS TO STOP.

I JUST WANT LINDSAY TO DO WELL. I ROOTED FOR HER DURING HER MEDIOCRE PERFORMANCE ON 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'.

RESULTS: HEY SHE TRIED!!!

BITCH STOLE MY BAD DRESS!!!!

WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE OF RACHEL BILSON, I HAD A CASE OF DE JA VU. I SWEAR I'VE SEEN THIS A.L.C COLLARED DRESS BEFORE ON SOMEONE MINUS THE CROTCH SHOT.

YES GUYS. MISS LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPTED THIS IN JULY. 

I HAVE TO SAY, I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT ON EITHER OF THEM. BUT IF I HAD TO PICK, THE OBVIOUS WINNER WOULD BE RACHEL BILSON.

I STILL HATE IT THOUGH.

LINDSAY AND THE SIDE BOOB

CONFUCIUS SAY WHITE SHEET HANGING ON LINE IS NOT ENOUGH TO PROTECT HOUSE FROM FALLING BOULDER.

CONFUCIUS ALSO SAY WHEN ONE HAS BIG BRALESS CLEAVAGE, ONE MUST NOT WEAR WHITE BACKLESS HALTER NECK TOP.

LILO HAS ALSO BEEN BANNED FROM THE CHATEAU MARMONT