CHRISTINA AGUILERA IN VICTORIA BECKHAM

SONGBIRD CHRISTINA AGUILERA CERTAINLY MADE AN IMPRESSION ON THE RED CARPET AT THE 2013 TIME 100 GALA HELD AT THE FREDERICK P. HALL AT LINCOLN CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY.

FINALLY WEARING A LOOK THAT FITS PERFECTLY, I WAS NOT SURPRISED TO FIND OUT IT'S FROM VICTORIA BECKHAM'S SPRING 2013 COLLECTION. VICTORIA BECKHAM IS A GENIUS AT MAKING A WOMAN'S BODY TRULY SHINE.

HER BODY LOOKS AMAZING IN THIS FIGURE HUGGING GOWN AND THE CUT OUT DETAIL ADDS SEX APPEAL. I ALSO ADORE THE VISIBLE ZIPPER AT THE BACK.

RETRO STYLE SIDE SWEPT WAVES AND RED LIPPIE STYLED WITH SOME (OKAY A LOT) OF BLING COMPLETE HER LOOK.

MOST IMPROVED SO FAR THIS YEAR. JUST LIGHTEN UP ON THE TAN.

PHOTO CREDIT: GETTY IMAGES

OK! DID YOU ADD A EXTRA BUTT TO XTINA? THE LOWS A MAGAZINE GOES!!!

WHEN I WALKED PAST THE NEWS STAND THIS MORNING, I WAS LITERALLY TAKEN ABACK WITH THE FRONT COVER OF THIS WEEK'S OK! MAGAZINE.

WE ALL KNOW CHRISTINA AGUILERA HAS PUT ON A TINY BIT OF WEIGHT, BUT THIS MAGAZINE SEEMED TO PUT AN EXTRA A$$ ON OUR XTINA. WHAT? YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE ENOUGH $$$$ WRITING SEMI TRUTHS ABOUT PEOPLE, BUT TO ADD WEIGHT TO SOMEONE IS OUTRAGEOUS TO ME.

CHECK OUT THE PICTURE BELOW. HER BUTT IS A LOT SMALLER THAN THE MAGAZINE COVER.

OK! MAGAZINE, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. AND IF YOU GUYS DIDN'T PHOTO SHOP IT, I APOLOGISE, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT YOU PURPOSELY PUT A BAD SHOT OF HER ON THE COVER.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IN PAMELLA ROLAND - 2012 AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS

IS THAT A PROPER FITTING GOWN I SPOT ON XTINA???

I'D LIKE TO THANK PAMELLA ROLAND FOR MAKING CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOOK A LITTLE BIT STUNNING.

WEARING A LAVENDER HALTER NECK GOWN, IT'S SO REFRESHING TO NOT SEE SPANDEX OR AN OVERLY TIGHT DRESS.

LADIES: WEARING THE RIGHT SIZE CLOTHES CAN MAKE YOU LOOK THINNER.

I AM SO PROUD OF XTINA.

POLISHING OFF HER SURPRISINGLY GLAM LOOK ARE JIMMY CHOO 'SUGAR' PEEP TOES AND A BOX CLUTCH.

ONE MORE THING. YAY FOR HER SLEEK HAIR DO (NO COLOUR DIP) AND HER SMOKY MAKE UP.

SEE XTINA, YOU CAN DO IT.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA ON LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON!!!

OK CONSIDERING SOME OF THE GHASTLY THINGS CHRISTINA AGUILERA HAS BEEN WEARING, I AM VERY HAPPY SHE WORE A BIT OF COVERAGE FOR HER APPEARANCE ON JIMMY FALLON A WEEK AGO.

I LIKE HER SHINY PINK BLAZER, TOTALLY YUMMY SKINNY JEANS AND SHOEGASMIC STUDDED CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN HEELS. OH AND NOT TO FORGET HER DIP DYED LOCKS, WHICH LOOKS HEAPS BETTER THAN HER OTHER ATTEMPTS.

SHE LOOKS SEXIER LIKE THIS THAN HER TIGHT BODY CON DRESSES. SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS SMALLER.

VERDICT: I THINK SHE LOOKS CUTE!!!

OH XTINA AGAIN. SORRY, BUT IT HAS TO STOP!!!!

I AM NOT A PARTY POOPER, BUT C'MON CHRISTINA AGUILERA, ALL YOU WEAR IS THIS. IT WOULD OF BEEN A BIGGER SHOCK IF YOU WORE CLOTHES FOR HALLOWEEN. 

AGAIN, THIS IS NOT A JUDGEMENT ON HER BODY.

IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE BANGIN', IN THE RIGHT CLOTHES.

I AM REALLY NOT SURE WHO SHE IS MEANT TO BE, BUT I HATE IT SO MUCH. WORST THING IS, SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY.

HER BOYFRIEND, MATTHEW RUTLER, SUITED UP AS HER KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR. MAYBE HE COULD SAVE HER DRESS SENSE.

BY THE WAY, THEY ARE AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY AT AGUILERA'S BEVERLY HILLS HOME.

OH SO SCARY!!!!